DESCRIPTION
xDress your tree in full neurospicy glory. This glossy red NeuroZesty Brain ornament features our signature lemon-brain illustration in a snowy globe, topped with a Santa hat and accented with the year ’25 so you can mark the season your brain officially joined the holiday décor lineup.
Perfect for neurodivergent folks, mental health advocates, therapists, and anyone whose idea of “festive” includes a slightly overcaffeinated prefrontal cortex. Hang it on your tree, keep it on a desk stand, or gift it as a tiny celebration of clarity, diagnosis, or sheer survival of another calendar year.
Cute, clever, and a little bit chaotic—just like your favorite brain.
• 100% ceramic
• Circle-shaped diameter: 2.76″ (7 cm)
• Star-shaped size: 3.19″ × 2.68″ (8.1 cm × 6.8 cm)
• Snowflake-shape size: 2.17″ × 3″ (5.5 cm × 7.62 cm)
• White backing
• Gold-colored string included
Perfect for neurodivergent folks, mental health advocates, therapists, and anyone whose idea of “festive” includes a slightly overcaffeinated prefrontal cortex. Hang it on your tree, keep it on a desk stand, or gift it as a tiny celebration of clarity, diagnosis, or sheer survival of another calendar year.
Cute, clever, and a little bit chaotic—just like your favorite brain.
• 100% ceramic
• Circle-shaped diameter: 2.76″ (7 cm)
• Star-shaped size: 3.19″ × 2.68″ (8.1 cm × 6.8 cm)
• Snowflake-shape size: 2.17″ × 3″ (5.5 cm × 7.62 cm)
• White backing
• Gold-colored string included
SHIPPING
xShipping
Enjoy free shipping in the USA on all orders. Free shipping worldwide on all orders except bundles.
No matter where you are, we'll deliver your favorite pieces right to your doorstep.
Shipping Times
For US, UK, and Europe, it usually takes an average of 8 to 10 business days to receive all non-bundle orders. For bundles allow up to 20 days. For the rest of the world allow 20 days for non-bundle orders and 30 days for bundles..
We appreciate it’s not the usual ‘next day delivery’ so common in the fashion world, but we’re not a fast-fashion brand and our products are made to order to avoid over production and waste.
More on that here: Product Process
Tracking
A few days after placing your order you will receive an email with your tracking number. In any case, if you have any shipping issue or if you want more information about shipping just reach out to us at support@neurozestyclub.com.
RETURNS
xRefunds and Exchanges
Because every item is made to order, we can only offer a refund or exchange if your order arrives damaged, defective, incorrect, or (for EU customers only) is returned under the legal 14-day right of withdrawal.
To initiate any refund or exchange process, just go to our RETURN PORTAL.
Please Note
- We do not accept returns for change of mind, wrong size, or style choice for non-EU customers.
- Issues must be reported within 14 days of delivery, and items must be unused and in their original condition. Fitting is obviously okay.
- In many damage/defect cases, we won’t require you to send the item back; if a return is needed, you will be responsible for the return shipping cost.
- Our production partners have facilities in the US, Europe, and Canada, so the best return address (if required) will be provided via our RETURN PORTAL.
- Once your request is approved (and any required return is received), we will either refund your purchase or ship a replacement, depending on what you requested and what is available.
- EU customers may have additional rights under local consumer law, including a 14-day withdrawal period; we honor these where applicable.
FAQs
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How do I pick the right size?
Easy! Just check out our size chart on the product page—it's like a treasure map to your perfect fit. Grab a tape measure, compare your numbers, and voilà! Still stumped? Shoot us a message, and we'll help you out.
When will my order arrive?
We know you're excited (we are too!). Once you place your order, we'll send you an email with all the juicy details, including tracking info. Shipping times depend on where you live—check our Shipping Policy for the full scoop.
How are your products made?
We're glad you asked! All our products are made with love, care, and high-quality materials. Curious about the process? Check out our Product Process page for a behind-the-scenes look at how we bring your favorite pieces to life!
What payment methods can I use?
We've got you covered! Pay with your favorite credit card, PayPal, or other secure options at checkout. If it works for you, it probably works for us too!
Can I return or exchange if it's not perfect?
Absolutely! We offer a 14-day return and exchange policy because we want you to love what you bought. Just make sure it's unworn, unwashed, and still rocking its tags. For all the details, check out our Return Policy.
Do you ship internationally?
Yep, we send our goodies worldwide! Whether you're in the US, UK, or somewhere far away, we've got you covered. Check out shipping costs and times at checkout—we'll make sure your package finds you!
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